today on Spy Time

As the description of my blog says, part of the purpose of this running commentary is to keep up-to-date all the people spying on me. So here's one for those wishing to commit identity theft:

WHAT'S YOUR:
ringtone: Theme from Jurassic Park (dun Dah, dunt DAH! da-da-DA, da-Da da-DA)
middle name: Bill
job: Graphic Artist/Freelance Musician
sign: Taurus

RIGHT NOW:
the closest thing to your left hand: uh, the keyboard
what's in your pockets: wallet, pen, keys, gum, eyedrops
are you hungry: nay
are you thirsty: double nay
what are you sitting on: office chair
where are you: home
is the light on: si

ONE OR THE OTHER:
cat or dog: definitely, definitely dawg
cookies or candy: in the short term, both; long term, cookies always win
kiss or hug: how about a smile and a wave from a comfortable distance? oh, I mean... hug.
school or work: "I wish I could go back to college / life was so simple back then..."
shower or bath: shower
Cingular or Verizon: Cingular - it's nice actually getting reception!
ps2 or Xbox: neither; I just use my PC
whipped cream or cherries: cherries

FAVORITE:
animal: beagles!
coin: my lucky cancer-preventing silver dollar
drink: Mike's Hard Lime is pretty high on my list, although a Woodchuck is always good
pokemon: HEY, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR ROOSTOR AND PUT IT IN THIS BAG, WHERE IT WILL FLOURISH OR EXPIRE, DEPENDING ON FATE! HEY! IS THAT A GOOD IDEA? ROOSTORS AREN'T LIKE CHUCHUNEZBIES. THEY HAVEN'T THE HEART FOR SUCH ENDEAVORS. OH??

RANDOM:
how many fingers do you have: 10, last I checked -- or is this some pedantic trick question where I'm not supposed to include the thumbs?
what do you wish you were doing right now: getting ready for bed, or eating ice cream. or a funnel cake.
what's the last thing you bought: dinner at Arby's
are you wearing a belt: but of course.

LAST:
drink: Dr Pepper
meal: Arby's
words you said: "But you can't because she is in Canadaaaaaaaaa!"
words you typed: umm... "But you can't because she is in Canadaaaaaaaaa!"
place you went: Bob W's for a rehearsal with the OldKids
person you thought about: Kristy, since I copied this from her blog
Where did you take your default photo: Not sure what this means, but I assume it's some Xanga/LiveJournal/MySpace thing that doesn't apply to me.

What is your current problem? I've started chewing on my fingers again.

What makes you most happy? Having such great friends I can do stuff with.

If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be? I think I'd go back and not get cancer this time. Having gone through it, I can't really say that my life is better for it.

Ever have a near death experience? Nay.

Name an obvious quality you have? Wry humor.

What's the name of the song that you're listening to? "Come Back to Texas" (Bowling for Soup)

Any celeb you would marry? Unlikely.

Name someone with the same birthday as you? Ho Chi Minh, Malcolm X, Pol Pot, Andre the Giant

Ever sang in front of a large audience? Oh yeah.

What do you usually order from Starbucks? I ask for directions to the nearest Caribou Coffee.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I once had a driver's license photo that made me look like Eugene Levy

Do you still watch kiddie movies or kiddie TV shows? I re-watch the ones from my childhood, e.g. Ducktales, Animaniacs

Are you comfortable with your height? Sometimes I'd like to be an inch or two taller, but on the whole I'm happy with it.

Do you speak any other languages? Sadly, no.

What magazines do you read? None on a regular basis.

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? Those ugly monstrosities of an excuse for man's contempt for nature? Doubtful. Next you'll be asking if I park a Honda Element in the front yard as a lawn ornament.

Has anyone you're really close with, passed away? I guess I was pretty close with Belle, our last dog.

Do you ever watch MTV? Nay.

What's something that really annoys you? When people don't follow The Three Laws of Getting Along with People