adventures in spam

Here's an unsolicited e-mail I received today:

How are u ?
Tell me why you must p'ay mo're than software costs ? ;-(
You realy looking for not expensive high-quality popular software?
I think that we might have just what you need. We give you 80% d1sc0unt
price on all popular products we have!
[web address deleted]
Sa,ve your money for your family and for you health. :)

Note that they used the "winky sad face" for some reason. I don't know many people who wink when they're sad, unless maybe they're being sarcastic. And ya know, I just hate when these web sites only have low-quality popular software. And I'm still trying to figure out what p'ay and mo're are contractions for.

Needless to say, I didn't click the link.