bryan bran brand breakfast bran
I've created a new subdomain of my website: bran.bryanbird.com. For the time being, I'm calling it Bryan Bran™ brand Breakfast Bran. It began as a mangling of my first name, during a conversation with Justin in which I was explaining the "Bryan --> Brian --> Brain" effect (and my name has been published as "Brain" on more than one occasion). Either by choice or chance, we further devolved it to "Bran." This, of course, immediately brought to mind images of a cartoon sun serving up two scoops of raisins.
So, I've created bran.bryanbird.com but haven't figured out what to put there yet. I considered making another blog with a purple and gold color scheme and posting something random each day. Nothing of any particular relevance or consequence; just your daily dose of bran.
Got any better ideas?
2 Comments:
Since bran is such a great purgative (purgative. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.
...Tending to cleanse or purge), I think you should make it a site for purging. Maybe a kind of Monday Moaning type site where people can purge themselves of complaints or problems or just plain vent about anything and everything. Just set up some guidelines, e.g., no politics or religion. Think of how much better people would feel after purging on your site.
Prunes keep you regular too. Maybe it should be Prune Bran instead of Raisin Bran.
Incidentally, how do they get juice from something that's dried? Shouldn't it be plum juice? Sounds like a good question for Bryan Bran!
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