quote of the day 6

My boss has been repairing his bathroom for several weeks now. To paraphrase our editor:

I told him, any bathroom repair will take 2 years; it's just the law of the universe. To fix one thing, you have to replace something else. It's like when the check-engine light comes on: you just understand that you need to write a check for $1100 and it'll go off.

Maybe OnStar could retain the car owner's credit card information and charge $1100 every time the light comes on. :)