april heeheelol's day

It's that time again: The most annoying day of the year. No co-worker can be trusted; no website can be believed; no glass of water or piece of gum offered by a friend can be assumed non-rancid. And why? Because it's hilarious, of course!

No, nothing has happened to me today, and I'm not bitter about past pranks. I just find this day highly annoying.