Roller Coaster WITH A BEAR!
I was discussing the use of buzz bar restraints on the Phoenix roller coaster at Knoebels, saying how I didn't particularly enjoy the "airtime" because it constantly thrust my pelvis into said buzz bar, and I spent most of the ride trying to avoid elbowing the person next to me.
(Please excuse our secret Cadre-inspired instant messaging language.)
Me: <CLAKATA CLAKATA>
Justin: mr. if the buzz bar flies up, that's just free excitement
Justin: f, I initially typed "buzz bear"
Justin: lol
Me: fffffffff mmmmmmmmbears.
Justin: a bear will ride along in your car as a safety measure
Justin: lol
Me: gah lol
Me: mr. Rollercoaster With A Bear
Me: the new hit Fox reality show
Not content to leave it at that, I then sketched a splash screen for said new hit Fox reality show:

(Note to coaster enthusiasts: Yes I realize I put a wooden car on a seemingly B&M-esque track. So sue me.)
3 Comments:
Nah, we'll just sue you for not liking Phoenix! Sacrilege!!
Hey, I just find it hilarious that Stu's top two wooden coasters are Phoenix and El Toro, which are practically polar opposites. :)
Well, Vic's top two are Voyage and El Toro. So those may also be polar opposites as well.
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