smells like onions

I highly recommend checking out The Onion today. A few select headlines:

Nation Finally Sh!tty Enough To Make Social Progress

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

Hillary Clinton Resumes Attacking Obama

McCain Gets Hammered At Local VFW

Republican Party, Average Working Joe Bid One Another Adieu Until 2012

Magical Voting Booth Transforms Clearheaded Americans Into Reactionist Morons