kix v. cocoa puffs

I maintain that Kix engages in false advertising. What kid really wants that bland, tasteless cereal? My friend Justin maintains it's slightly sweet and that he liked it as a kid. We were noting that Cocoa Puffs are just chocolate Kix, but harder.

J: kix is soft
J: cocoa puffs are like a rock tumbler
J: lol

B: you and your f*cking kix
B: I swear to god
B: lol

J: {eviscerate mouth roof!}
J: kid-tested, mother-approved, and bryan-despised
J: lol

B: you ruin it for the rest of us who just want to eat a bowl of sugar qubes for breakfast

J: f
J: I like the corn crunch, b*tch
J: lol,
J: a bowl of sugar cubes
J: I'm imagining pouring that into a bowl
J: {clink clink!}
J: {dissolve in milk?}

B: lol yeah
B: {also have a vitamin!}

(For an explanation of "have a vitamin," watch this Homestar Runner toon.)