more adventures in spam

A friend received this lovely little subject line:

You Are Stupid Dumbass If U Pay retail Pricee For Softwaress fathers sad

Aww... just sorta gets ya right here, don't it? *sniff* Or maybe it's just a mistranslation and it's really saying that paying retail pricee for softwaress will make your deceased ancestors unhappy. Yessss, we buyss softwaress, don't we preciousssss?

Some spam filters look for emails without many words or full sentences, or something like that. To get around this, sometimes spam will include random words at the end. For example, this one that another friend received, found in a spam for mortgage whose subject line was "girl scout 238 pockets":

For example, grain of sand around indicates that prime minister inside inferiority complex reach an understanding with spider toward.

near paycheck beams with joy, because labyrinth from prime minister cook cheese grits for about hand.

But they need to remember how seldom related to paper napkin prays.

guardian angel from is womanly.

When you see over graduated cylinder, it means that related to senator wakes up.

balmy bloodstone birefringent lilliputian highwayman employer alexei cliche

Truly, poetry that rivals e. e. cummings. That's it; give them the Nobel Prize for Literature.

In a similar but not quite the same vein, Reunion.com recently sent me an e-mail saying that a new classmate had added their name to their list for Elyria High. Now, I know EHS had 2000 students, but I don't remember Zrhb Ahy4ga. Maybe he was an exchange student. Either that or Nick decided to add himself to our alumni list for some reason.