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Family circus isn't all bad, however. It keeps the Donna Reed era grandmothers happy, and its radically different spot format gives healthy people somewhere to put their mug while reading.
--Shawn Dream (né Davidson)
This was in response to the March 15, 2005 Family Circus which went like this:
{Jeffy drawing ones and zeroes on a piece of paper, for some unexplained reason}
Billy: "Zeros and ones? Sorry, Jeffy, it's been done!"
Billy: "Bill Gates made billions with zeros and ones in computers. You'll just have to come up with something else."
{Dolly comes running in with a piece of paper with X's and O's on it}
Dolly: "Right! Zeros and X's are better! Hugs and kisses mean love! That's more important than money."
{crickets}
Bryan: "OH MY GOD!!! WHY IS THE FAMILY CIRCUS SO HORRIBLE?!?" {throw comic page in the air}
And yes, that really happened. :)
5 Comments:
I think the better question is, why are you reading Family Circle?
Hey, I don't read Family Cirlce magazine, but I think my mom used to. ;)
I generally read all the comics in our newspaper except Mary Worth, just to keep current on which ones are awful. A broken clock may be right twice a day, but I think Mary Worth is missing the hands too.
pfft...damn brain typo...you know what I meant! I'm at work, whaddya want? :^)
Its just too bad that you don't read Mary Worth, Bryan, because that means you missed it recently when Mary was stalked by the Captain Kangaroo look-alike Aldo Kelrast (are you into anagrams?) It ended badly for Aldo, as he drunkenly drove his car off a cliff after Mary's friends warned him away from her. That old bat has still got it, apparently. She was an old lady when I was a little kid, and let's just say, I'm no ingenue.
I prefer this site:
The Nietzsche Family Circus
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