Sunday, May 30, 2004

the night after the day after tomorrow

Well, it was pretty much what I expected. The Day After Tomorrow was your basic disaster flick, à la Armageddon, Deep Impact, The Core, and Independence Day. Per usual, science is set aside to make way for suspensful plots and in-your-face special effects. In TDAT, though, the "science" is pretty well stretched to the limit. But the director, Roland Emmerich, admits that he just took the basic idea of global warming and ran with it to make a point. The point -- which is clearly stated by the Dick-Cheney-look-alike vice president at the end of the movie, delivering a message on television so that the end effect is him preaching directly to the audience -- sadly, will probably work on the typical movie-goer, who will walk away thinking the next ice age really could come in three days.

Then again, perhaps I underestimate the movie-going public and they'll realize that it's typical Hollywood disaster-flick sensationalized fiction, and just a vehicle for some cool special effects. I don't deny that global warming may be a serious threat (it's so hard to tell, when you have so much bias on all sides of the debate and so-called "data" spewing from every political and scientific organization on the planet), but this movie makes a mockery of the real issues behind it. The vice president is extrapolated to a ridiculous extent, even so much as to refuse to evacuate what's left of the United States population to the southern hemisphere when it's the only option left because it would cost too much money. Yeah, ok, we got the point, you don't like the Bush administration, they're all bumbling idiots; could we move on to the next city destruction, please? <popcorn>

However, from reading reviews and summaries on the web, I pretty much knew all that going in. I was willing to forgive any sensationalized science or hyperbolized politics and just sit back in the fourth row and enjoy some good ol' natural disasters. I thought The Core was one of the better ones, as the director made a point of developing likeable characters, although he did delve into the nerd stereotype of the skinny awkward genius hacker who can magically fix (or break) anything electronic. Deep Impact was cool too, as the plot was at least somewhat believeable, and I just loved that shot of the face of the Statue of Liberty crashing down on the street underwater (when seen on a big screen from the second row of the theater)

But in TDAT, the disaster sequences weren't really anything that special. We've seen the destruction of New York City many times before, although this did include Los Angeles for a change. Those can all be seen, by the way, in the two trailers available on the official TDAT web site. Once you've seen those, you've pretty much seen the extent of the best parts of the movie as far as visual effects go. I know large, populated cities make for better destruction (heck, that's part of the fun of playing SimCity 2000: destroying a well-built city), but it still would've been interesting to see what was happening in less-populated areas as well -- small Midwestern towns? The Sahara? The Rocky Mountains?

*However*, I still think it was worth the $6.00 (hurrah for matinee prices). On a huge screen, and up close as I was, it's still fun to watch, as with any disaster movie. It comes with its share of disaster flick suspense as well, and so long as you leave your sense of reality and politics at the door, you'll have a good time.

Oh, and I should mention, I noticed a continuity goof for the first time. I even submitted it to IMDB since it wasn't yet listed on their goofs page for TDAT. Another one I noticed was already listed: "In the aerial view of the tidal wave flooding New York, we can actually see the cars being swept away in the bottom right of the screen even before the wave hit them." This could possibly be reasoned away by saying that the wave was moving so quickly, it was pushing so much air ahead that the cars flipped over before the wave hit. However, my guess is that was not the intention, and it was in fact a mistake. But the one I submitted was this: "When Jack draws a red line on a map of the United States, the line later changes. The first time, it crosses part of southern Ohio, but in the next shot, it clearly does not go through in Ohio; in a third shot, the line looks different yet again, and still does not go through Ohio." It should be on IMDB's page in 7-10 days once they verify it. I usually don't notice continuity goofs, but this one I noticed simply because I was looking at my home state on the map.

Edited to add: For some reason, it really bugged me how much exposed skin there was. I don't remember exactly what New York City's temperature was supposed to be, but I remember -150° F being mentioned at some point. And there was plenty of wind. So then people just remove their scarves to say something to someone, or lose a glove here and there... um, shouldn't your fingers be turning red and purple and green and falling off right about now? Cripes. Also, the scene where the eye of the storm plunges NYC into glacial temperatures was downright comical -- the image of frost and ice following the kids through the hallways of the library and *gasp!* they make it back to the room with the fireplace just in the nick of time! Mwahahaha, the ice has COME ALIVE!!!!!1 Oh please.

Thursday, May 27, 2004

more abandoned buildings

OK, so the Japanese island intrigued me... Here's a web site showcasing various abandoned buildings, mostly in New Jersey. Not quite so creepy when they're in color instead of black & white. :) There's also The Gobbler. The creepy part there wasn't so much that it was abandoned, but that some person actually designed such atrocious rooms, and people paid to sleep in them. The pictures at Lileks are just from the brochure, but here are some more recent pictures. Of course, even *more* recently, it was bulldozed to make way for a convention center. Oh well, I guess creepy old buildings can only take up space for so long.

Singapore to register gum owners

Yes that's right: guM owners.

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

suburban sprawl

This will certainly be interesting: a developer in Westlake is building Crocker Park, which will basically be a huge tract of land turned into a combination residential/commercial development. But instead of being a windy-road-cookie-cutter-house type of development, it'll have straight, intersecting streets, complete with a "downtown" and neoclassical architecture. Parking garages will be left to the outer boundaries, to avoid needing huge parking lots at the retail areas. The "downtown" buildings will be like they were in the olden days, with retail/offices on the first floor or two, and apartments on the upper floors. Ideally, people who live there would also work there, so they won't need to drive to work.

Any time someone comes along with one of these deals where you have to walk from place to place, I'm just reminded of winter in Ohio. The first time I went to Legacy Village, there was a nice brisk wind, and the charming Downtown Disney-esque atmosphere was quickly dampened by the crowded sidewalks and grasping hold of my bags in the wind. Still, being able to live near where you work would be nice. I'm curious how much apartments there will run; the houses in the residential areas are slated to go for $300,000-800,000. Yum.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

kinda spooky

abandoned Japanese island

Be sure to read the short essay at the end too. For some reason, I find deserted cities/buildings/shipwrecks fascinating, even if they do give me a weird feeling while viewing them.

old computers

This is probably a stupid place to post this, since no one is really reading this blog yet, but I'll throw it out there anyway. Part of the room-cleaning process mentioned previously will involve getting rid of several old computers. Since my college friends built me an awesome new PC, I now have this slow old PC taking up space. Currently, it struggles even to open web pages, but a good reformatting of the hard drive should make it good enough for surfing and word processing, which is all the county historical society really needs -- and they'll probably be the ones taking it off my hands.

Next comes the PowerMac 8500 that served as my mom's computer until I bought the PowerBook and bequeathed her the iMac. Even at a mere 180 MHz, it works remarkably well for e-mail, web surfing, and word processing (Epson's printer drivers tax it a bit, but that's to be expected from Epson). I even installed a USB 1.1 card in a PCI slot so she could use one of those keychain drives. Right now, the 8500 and its monitor are just taking up space in my room, and I have no use for either of them, so I'd gladly give them away if someone would take them. Otherwise, it'll just be given to the county on the next computer recycling day.

Then there's the Mac Classic II. It really can't serve any useful purpose -- other than to be gutted and turned into a Macquarium. This is one of those projects I started back when I had just graduated and had nothing better to do in-between resume mailings. I don't even really want to have pet fish; I just want to increase my rank in nerddom by turning an old Mac case into an aquarium. Right now I have an empty shell that requires some cutting tools I don't have at my disposal, which is why I never got any further with the project and it currently serves as a plastic bag recepticle. But I also have a fully intact Mac Classic II that still works and runs System 6 in all its black & white glory. This was to be the backup in case I royally screwed up the first one, but it too is taking up space, and doesn't even have the advantage of being able to serve as a plastic bag recepticle.

If any of the two people reading this are interested, send me an e-mail at blog-at-bryanbird.com

vacation, car problems again

Cool. I just had my vacation time approved at work. Since Independence Day is on a Sunday, they're giving us July 5th off as a paid holiday. I'm going to use vacation days for Tuesday-Friday; that way I'll only use four days instead of five. I don't really have any plans to go anywhere; in fact, I hope I don't, so I can make a concerted effort toward getting my room ready for cartooning. That will be the week's project.

In other news, my car has once again decided to die. Every few months, it likes to commit suicide again and force me to put another couple hundred dollars toward its health insurance plan. My mechanic's guess is that something is draining the battery. At this point I feel like just doing whatever is necessary to make it driveable again, sell it to someone "as is" with no guarantees, and just get a new car. I mean, it's 10 years & a few months old, has 103,000 miles on it, and didn't have any major problems until a few years ago when I came home from college. So, we've certainly gotten good use out of it. But I want reliable transportation, and want to know that I won't be late to work because of a car that won't start or won't have heat because of a detached vacuum hose.

Fortunately, I have a decent amount of money in savings that can serve as a fairly significant down payment, but as far as car loans I'll have to do some research. I'm pretty sure I want a Hyundai Elantra, but I won't know for sure until I test drive one. Hyundai uses good engines now, and has 10-year, 100,000-mile warranties, which is A Very Good Thing. Also, the Elantra is only about $2000 more than the Hyundai Accent, but you get a lot of extra oomph and features for that two grand. I'd prefer to just buy one new rather than mess around with "pre-owned" or "demo" or any other synonyms for "some guy drove this to Montana and back several times" vehicles. I want this car to last at least ten years (as the current one has), so I'd rather have one effectively fresh off the assembly line, hopefully to ward off those little "surprises" that tend to crop up in used cars. Lord knows the current car has given me enough surprises in the last two years; I don't need any more.

need a new printer?

This Apple ImageWriter II is in MINT condition!! Bidding started at $50, but you could Buy It Now for a mere $400!!! What a bargain! And if you're stupid enough to pay that much for a dot matrix printer that won't work with any Mac made since 1999, you can even contact the seller to buy an AppleTalk card to make it networkable! WOW!! L@@K!!!!!1 I love how he ends the description with "Good Luck Bidding!!!" I guess he must be speaking to himself, meaning "good luck getting any bids on this clunky old piece of obsolescence!!!"

Monday, May 24, 2004

evenings? weekends? what are those?

Well, Schoolhouse Rock Live! ended three weeks ago, and it sure has been nice having my evenings and weekends back. At some point during the rehearsal process, I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't play for any more musicals until I get my career on track. While I enjoy playing the piano and being paid for it, and have made many friends by doing community theater, I just can't make the time commitment anymore.

From a purely monetary standpoint, at $15 an hour, I should have been paid about $2500 for the time I put into Schoolhouse Rock Live -- and I did that show entirely for free, because Workshop Players doesn't pay anyone. My justification was that I was going to audition for the show anyway, which meant I was willing to get up on stage and memorize lines and sing and dance for free. By playing piano, I don't have to memorize anything, don't have to learn any dance steps, and have a considerably easier job. The difference is that usually I get paid for such work, but as I just said, I had already planned to do more work for the same pay (none). Also, I knew that several of my friends would be auditioning, so I figured it would be fun to do a show with them.

In any case, there are few theaters that will pay $2500 for a mere rehearsal accompanist. A music director who also plays piano, maybe (I'm told Beechwood pays pretty well), but I'm not good at *teaching* music, and I'd need to have considerable experience and/or skill under my belt to get up to the amount of pay that would make it worth my time. The "but I enjoy doing it" thing can only be stretched so far -- I also enjoy having time to myself, and not having to rush home from work, glort down dinner and drive off to rehearsal five nights a week. Sure, it feels good to put on a good show and have an audience applaud for a job well done, but here's the other thing...

This isn't what I want to do for life. I don't want to be a poor graphic designer for the rest of my life, nor do I want to spend all my free time making meager sums from community theaters. The whole reason I became interested in art was because I wanted to be a syndicated freelance cartoonist, but I knew I should go to college and get a degree right out of high school in case the cartooning path didn't pan out. But when I graduated from college, I immediately started looking for a full-time job related to my degree (Computer Art, minor in Graphic Design), because, well, that's what you do after college, right? It wasn't until months of searching and unemployment that I realized I should also be working on my comic strip. After all, I was living at home, didn't have to pay for rent, food, utilities, etc. -- just a car that has needed one repair after another. By this time, I found a part-time job, and then a full-time job, so the cartooning thing fell by the wayside.

At the encouragement of some friends, I became determined that once Schoolhouse Rock ended, I would turn down any and all requests to play for musicals and focus on cartooning. First, I need to pack up my huge Snoopy collection into boxes and put it into storage, so that I will have a place to put in a drawing table. Second, I need to discipline myself to actually work on my comic strip ideas. Third, I need to send off copies to syndicates, wait 6-12 months for their replies (most newspaper cartoon syndicates receive hundreds or thousands of submissions each year, and only accept three to six, because newspapers are reluctant to make space for new strips when old standbys are still drawing reader attention). If, by some amazing chance I become syndicated and make enough money that I can comfortably live on my own, I'll then move out and quit my full-time job. Those are my goals.

So for those who were wondering, those are my reasons for not playing for musicals anymore. I don't want to lie on my deathbed and ask myself why I never made time to try my hand at cartooning.

remembering Animaniacs

It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

return of the blog

Every now and then, I get this crazy idea that I should have a web log, but then I remember that the only one who reads it is Justin, and I talk to him almost every day on IM. Further, Justin will thoroughly mock anything I post in said web log, but on the rare chance that someone will actually find information in this blog of interest, I hereby declare this blog open.

So, I'll try not to get too wordy or whiny, as I tend to do when typing on the internet. You'll note that I enabled commenting, so people can sound off in response to my posts should they feel so moved. For now, you don't have to be a Blogger member to post comments, but that will quickly change if any problems start from anonymous posters.

Don't expect any Pulitzer prize-contending literature here. If you don't like it, you're welcome to comment, or simply not read it at all. :)